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Re: whispers in the corner table
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:42 pm
by pelligrini
During the celebration slash030 had one too many Blackwater Brews and knocked over the pot of frog torso soup. (I think he kicked it over on purpose, as it did look pretty disgusting.) Our pile of weapons was nearby and the stinking liquid flowed across the ground and coated the blades. Just as we were about to clean them off (also cursing slash030 for creating the task)the first wave of a sneak frog attack came upon us.
Much to our amazement the frogs dropped with each strike. Even just a nick from a dagger would produce fatal results. These beasts have never been this easy to dispatch before. Fiernaq was having a tough time of it though. Slashing and hacking each one over and over to finally get a kill. Then we realized why; he has one of the original Venomous Daggers. It never leaves his side. The spilled soup didn’t get on it. “Fiernaq, dip your dagger in the liquid we cried!” It worked, the next frog that took a hit from his prized dagger perished quickly.
Who needs critical hit bonuses now, these torso soup laden blades work better than the added critical chance of wearing two Rings of Lesser Shadow! The best thing about it is that the more frogs that are killed the more they can contribute to their own demise.
Start up another pot of soup! Distribute a flagon of the 'Frog Juice' to each so we can coat our blades! (Just don’t mistake it for your Blackwater Brew)
Re: whispers in the corner table
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:26 am
by nyktos
looks like things are getting serious...
BRING OUT THE TOADS!!!
Re: whispers in the corner table
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:40 am
by lady black
Gee, thanks a lot, nyktos! Miss a few days on the forum and find yourself proposed as a sacrifice!
Re: whispers in the corner table
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:56 am
by Antison
Man we really need the new update, look at us intertaining ourselves with a frog war.
Re: whispers in the corner table
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:56 pm
by Sarumar
Frog war
Storytelling bonus +3 to pelligrini
Nyktos cast a summon spell with exceptionaly good results
Special bonus +5
"poof, a giant sized Toad appers nearby Nyktos". Im The TOAD... Croak.. Who dared summon ME... I am one of the immortal guards of the FROG himself... CROAK.. Explain your reason or be swallowed... CROK
Unlock rule "critical success" sometimes think just goin well... or....
Re: whispers in the corner table
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:12 pm
by lady black
It was Nyktos over there that summoned you, oh mighty TOAD! We are fighting a war against the enemies of the frog, and they have just developed a poison made from the bodies of the fallen frog warriors that causes the slightest nick from a weapon coated with this foul stuff to be fatal almost immediately. We merely mortal, human warriors need help from you and your immortal kindred if we are to save frogdom from extinction! Can you supply us with a weapon or skill or antidote or something to counteract this dastardly trick by the enemies of the frog?
Hwa-ha-ha-ha! If, as I suspect from your description, this poison is made from torso soup, these enemies have already doomed themselves! It merely takes a little longer to affect humans, but even now their hands and ALL other body parts they have touched with their hands, are growing huge warts that make it impossible to keep a grip on their weapons, poisoned or otherwise. And none of their wives will allow them to come anywhere near, much less touch them. We have dealt with this kind of war before, especially in Frankish countries, and know what to expect. So for centuries now every frog carries enough toadish essence that torso soup will have this effect on any who use it to poison their weapons. The frog slaughter is stopping as we speak. Once they quit being exposed to the torso soup, the warts will begin to fade away again, starting after about two weeks, and taking a month to disappear completely. Until then, the war will have to be conducted only by those who did not sink to the level of using the torso soup as a poison on their weapons, who you can contain easily. I seriously doubt anyone will use torso soup again in this war.
Do not hesitate to call again if you need me.
Re: whispers in the corner table
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:47 pm
by Sarumar
War of frog, conflict III
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Lady black +5 storytelling bonus
N6mm, you can raise the amount of your followers. Just ad your level in AT to your signature
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Terrible war spread all over the world. Enemy of the frogs use seweral of the most feared weapons.. Poisons and diseases spread trough dy drinking waters and infected humans and frogs.
The enemy of the frog rules the world. Frog lowers are forced to flee.. losses are huge.... The only thing that saved them from total destruction are those hyperactive caffeine addicted kamikaze frogs.
Meanwhile.. In these towns where the wounded of war are treated.. the plague has infected some townsman too.. When realizing what a deadly disaster had come to them, the people of cities quickly drove the frog lovers and the enemy of the frog from their city. But the disease remained, and soon death was everywhere. Fathers abandoned their sick sons. Lawyers refused to come and make out wills for the dying. Friars and nuns were left to care for the sick, and monasteries and convents were soon deserted, as they were stricken, too. Bodies were left in empty houses, and there was no one to give them a burial.... There are no cure... Only despair and false hope....
And then...Enemy of the frogs finds some another ways to slay the frogs army and used with great success some life sucking weapons and the "torso soup" the ultimately frog slaying potion...
Lucky by chance and thanks for the high charm skill of the Athena of frog lovers. The Toad himself has cast a major curce upon all users of "torso soup". Enemy of the frog lost its most powerful weapon and a few of the offspring....
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Enemy of the frog 1/3
Tek 13
fiernaq 3
slash030 14
pelligrini 9
n6mm 1
storytelling bonus 8
quest bonus 7
luck bonus 0
special bonus 1
= 66 follower
Frog lower 2/3
Nyktos 11
phydeaux 5
lady black 11
Pyrizzle 11
Sarumar 0/fumble in summon spell, i need help...i cannot hold those demons of vortex alone...
storytelling bonus 8
quest bonus 0
luck bonus -13
special bonus 5
= 38 follower
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Ongoing quest "The plague" find and deliver cure.....
Re: whispers in the corner table
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:22 am
by Stoodge
news of this conflict has reached the blackwater settlement and it would appear the frog lovers are in dire need of some aid.
my mighty quest for the ROL and ELYR must wait as the evil enemies of the frog must be dealt swift justice. on route to the battlefield i just had to stop home and retrieve some loot from my magical basket of holding.
upon arrival at the battleground i am astonished to see the casualtys and the sick and dying afflicted by this strange plague...
"almighty priest of the frog, i believe there may be a cure available however it may be frowned upon for its use, if we were to create bonemeal potions using only the bones of our fallen frog comrades thus creating "frogmeal" potions i believe we can end this curse once and for all."
i shall leave this dillemma with you as there are some enemies of the frog ammassing for a counter attack and i will be of more use on the front lines.
*equips sword of shadows rage - strikes down a enemy follower - affected by minor beserker rage*
BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!! STRIKE WHILE YOUR CRITICAL'S STILL WORK MEN. WE'LL DRIVE BACK THIS MENACE TO WHENCE IT CAME!!!!!
*drinks a speed potion - equips BOTH daggers of the shadow priests in my possesion*
LETS ROCK......
Re: whispers in the corner table
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:36 am
by nyktos
that was brutal...
my sides hurt...
too good!
Re: whispers in the corner table
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:19 am
by Sarumar
Frog war
Excellent we need more strong heroes like you Stoodle in the frontline....
Lead our shock troops - victory or an honorable death.
Excellent idea for cure of the plague my fried. I investigate the matter further.. I need to do some humantests. So can anyone deliver some "voluntary" in to my crypt. I think dozen of enemy of the frog is enough
I promote Stoodge as " warlord of the frog"
+5 storytelling bonus
+1 quest bunus
Sarumar stands on a huge pile of death daemons of vortex and looks around. Eyes sparks when he graps another demon and bites deep in its neck. Black blood splatters aroud and daemon dies screaming.
A constant flow of demons appears in portal.. But now there are something difference in athmosphere...Demons try to avoid presence of Sarumar and some of them even swear allegiance. Hordes of demons go look for easier prey... There are camp of the enemy of the frog nearby
