Andor's Trail

Mead!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!

Congrats! Only 29 more levels until my party. Woo!

congrats on the milestone!!!

but don't get too crazy - "Lord" Geomyr had my last party crashed...
his accusations of bonemeal & shadow worship flew - just before our fists!

as ordered, the guards tried to go through our belongings...
[because Geomyr saw so many RoLS in one room]

then he went as far as accusing me of being from Nor City!
then anyone without (4 Evasion) was hauled off, the nerve of that man!!!

tread lightly, wanderers...
may your higher levels protect you from this tyrant

FOR THE SHADOW!!!

nyktos wrote:congrats on the milestone!!!

but don't get too crazy - "Lord" Geomyr had my last party crashed...
his accusations of bonemeal & shadow worship flew - just before our fists!

as ordered, the guards tried to go through our belongings...
[because Geomyr saw so many RoLS in one room]

then he went as far as accusing me of being from Nor City!
then anyone without (4 Evasion) was hauled off, the nerve of that man!!!

tread lightly, wanderers...
may your higher levels protect you from this tyrant

FOR THE SHADOW!!!

EPIC!

They let me go because i didn't have a ROLS. Good thing they didn't check my bag and saw my 9k bonemeal potions (i re-upped!). *wipes my forhead and sighs a big sigh of releaf*

You guys are all brilliant !! *Hic*

Next round is on me!

In case I didn't mention it earlier when I was here, congratulations Piggy! The last thing I remember was sharing in some of this "Scotch" that Piggy brought from home, and the next thing I knew, I was playing a bagpipe under the Highscore topic, and everyone fell asleep. I think I did as well. When I next woke, I found literally hundreds of promotional samples of Andor's Trail dental floss in my knapsack. Each sample has a user testimonial printed on the back. This one reads, "I clean my grill after every kill.". Here's a claim, "It can't be beatn' after a good corpse eatin'." Another states, "If it tasted like chicken, better get to pickin'.". That last one seems more appropriate for a toothpick than floss, but it's easy to overlook such trivial things when it just tastes so minty.

Anyway…, since I've got way more samples of floss than I even have teeth, I thought I'd drop back by and leave some on the bar for the rest of you. I'm sure there's got to be one or two of you here that has no idea what you were eatin' last night, and still has some of it in your teeth.

Personally, I think it's a great product that helps you stand out whenever a young lady decides to drop by. You know, for whatever reason, there don't seem to be many women folk around these parts. I hope it's not related to the increase in all that corpse eatin'. I think the manufacturer ought to tone down the mint a bit though. What da ya think guys?

ctnbeh13 wrote:In case I didn't mention it earlier when I was here, congratulations Piggy! The last thing I remember was sharing in some of this "Scotch" that Piggy brought from home, and the next thing I knew, I was playing a bagpipe under the Highscore topic, and everyone fell asleep. I think I did as well. When I next woke, I found literally hundreds of promotional samples of Andor's Trail dental floss in my knapsack. Each sample has a user testimonial printed on the back. This one reads, "I clean my grill after every kill.". Here's a claim, "It can't be beatn' after a good corpse eatin'." Another states, "If it tasted like chicken, better get to pickin'.". That last one seems more appropriate for a toothpick than floss, but it's easy to overlook such trivial things when it just tastes so minty.

Anyway…, since I've got way more samples of floss than I even have teeth, I thought I'd drop back by and leave some on the bar for the rest of you. I'm sure there's got to be one or two of you here that has no idea what you were eatin' last night, and still has some of it in your teeth.

Personally, I think it's a great product that helps you stand out whenever a young lady decides to drop by. You know, for whatever reason, there don't seem to be many women folk around these parts. I hope it's not related to the increase in all that corpse eatin'. I think the manufacturer ought to tone down the mint a bit though. What da ya think guys?

Oh thank goodness! I think i got a lil bit of finger stuck in my teeth from the last bonemeal potion i downed. :p Yuck!

Yay free stuffs! (great post!)

Oh it was a great celebration. More of my memory is coming back now. I remember at the beginning of the award ceremony, when Piggy addressed the crowd with, "I just want to thank all the "Skittle" people, in helping me get to where I am today!"

It was nothing in comparison to when I reached level 100. In fact, about the only ones in attendance was some stranger at the end of the bar, the bartender, and that half dead shoe cobbler over there in the corner. Wait a minute… he's got no pulse! Now my celebrational memories of the past are even sadder now, as I wonder if he had one back then. Well, on the bright side, at least this place seems to be a haven from the dreaded corpse eaters. What's that? Oh…, I see. The bartender just explained to me that they've always let him stay because he's a good tipper (forward, and a little to the left, if you ask me).

Well, I don't want to hog the stage (sorry Piggy, no pun intended, and thanks again for the "Scotch"), so I'll just return sometime when more of my memory has.

(Hmm… bonemeal veneers for dental enhancement. That Pyrizzle may be on to something there.)

ctnbeh13 wrote:"I just want to thank all the "Skittle" people, in helping me get to where I am today!"

Hahahahahahahahahaha Classic.

E.P.I.C.!!!